DJ Và Bệnh Ngôi Sao

Ngày đầu đi làm

Chưa nổi: Chào anh! Em mới làm DJ mong anh chiếu cố giúp đỡ, em là em idol anh lâu lắm rồi á.

Nổi tiếng: Em có biết anh là ai không, lên google gõ DJ abc xyz là biết nhé.

Đi Trễ

Chưa nổi: Xin lỗi anh, xe em bị lũng lốp em đi trễ 1 phút anh thông cảm dùm em

Nổi tiếng: mới trễ có 30 phút làm gì mà căng

Xin Nhạc

Chưa nổi: anh ơi anh có nhạc thải nhạc cũ nào cho em xin ít bài, em quý lắm ạ

Nổi tiếng: có nhạc ỉm nhạc độc gì cứ vứt zalo cho anh nha, có hứng anh ngồi anh nghe

Lên Lịch Xếp Ca

Chưa nổi: em làm ca nào cũng được anh ạ, ca đầu, ca cuối gì em bào hết

Nổi tiếng: ca nào đông khách nhất, cao trào nhất thì cứ xếp cho anh

Nhận Job Mới

Chưa nổi: được làm chung với mấy anh, em cảm thấy hạnh phúc quá

Nổi tiếng: nếu có DJ abc xyz thì anh không làm đâu, anh không thích làm chung với mấy người đó.

Quan Điểm Cá Nhân

Chưa nổi: hùa theo mấy anh có tên tuổi, mấy anh chửi nghe cũng hay, địt nghe cũng thơm nữa.

Nổi tiếng: anh đây luôn luôn đúng, quan điểm của anh là chuẩn không cần chỉnh.

Sound Check

Chưa nổi: anh ơi! Mấy giờ em tới sound check được ạ, em phải chuẩn bị trước cho nó an tâm.

Nổi tiếng: đúng giờ là anh lên diễn nha em, sound check làm gì, anh bận chạy show dữ lắm.

Gánh Ca

Chưa nổi: anh có ca nào kẹt không, để em gánh cho, em chỉ cần được đứng trên sân khấu là em vui lắm rồi.

Nổi tiếng: mấy em rãnh thì đi theo gánh ca cho anh nha, anh là anh kẹt show dữ lắm, à mà không có lương đâu nha mấy em.

Book Show

Chưa nổi: catse quan trọng gì anh ơi, em làm lấy hình ảnh, để em nhảy xe đò tới làm show ạ

Nổi tiếng : show anh giờ vài chục anh mới đi, mà anh là phải Vietnam Airline, chứ mấy hãng khác anh không có đi đâu nhe.

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